Welcome to my kingdom

Ask me anything   I'm Erin.. thats all u need to know

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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(via stability)

— 21 hours ago with 11634 notes
nippled:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

bye

nippled:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

bye

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via fuckred)

— 21 hours ago with 206426 notes

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via distraction)

— 21 hours ago with 302936 notes
8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco, via hi)

— 21 hours ago with 407777 notes

purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

(Source: purplefridge-archive, via co-ver)

— 21 hours ago with 101781 notes

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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— 21 hours ago with 223014 notes
Anonymous asked: Id fuck you


Answer:

charming

— 22 hours ago

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 22 hours ago with 21158 notes

xxemoghostkittensxx:

thetroylerphangirl:

freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ your cute

slay those shorts girl

this girl is a cutie shit

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— 22 hours ago with 112408 notes