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mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: sslinks, via xxx-mcmxcix)

— 1 week ago with 334057 notes

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

(via asian)

— 1 week ago with 54986 notes

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

(via dreamable)

— 1 week ago with 189953 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise, via asian)

— 1 week ago with 520503 notes

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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(via stability)

— 1 week ago with 61100 notes
nippled:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

bye

nippled:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

bye

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— 1 week ago with 206743 notes

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via distraction)

— 1 week ago with 316544 notes
8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

(Source: carbomcoco, via hi)

— 1 week ago with 421484 notes

purplefridge:

that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

(Source: purplefridge-archive, via co-ver)

— 1 week ago with 114964 notes